Archive for April, 2008

BnE gone wrong

April 29, 2008

My brother and sister had a concert. When we got there I found some friends and went to talk and hang out with them. We decide to go outside to one of their houses. I told them about some magazines like sports illustrated swimsuit edition and they wanted to see them. When we got to my house all the doors were locked and my mom who was at the concert had the keys. We didn’t want to go get them. So we tried to get in through a window. It failed. I got a screwdriver and eventually pried open the lock. Me and another friend held the window while the other one tried to climb through. One of the hinges came loose on my side. We told him to come out and then the other one came loose. We tried to put the window on as best as possible. We then went to the concert. The next day after school I went down stairs were the window was and it had fallen due to wind. It was broke. I told my mom and called my dad. I was grounded for a week. My friends payed $15.00 each. So from them I got $30.00. The window costed only about $18.00. I made some money but was grounded for a week. I guess the moral is don’t ruin your window unless your ok with making some money and spending some time in your room.

The 8-ft octopus

April 28, 2008

One summer I was jetskiing and was attacked by a 8-ft long octopus. It swallowed my jetski whole! I fought vicously. I saw a stick floating around and picked it up. I started wailing it at the octopus. It slapped me with its tentacles. I almost blacked out it hurt so bad. It finally gave up and swam away with my jetski in its stomach.

The next summer I went back to that lake. While I was swimming the same octopus attacked me again. It swallowed half my body before I grabbed onto the dock. I pulled with all my strength. It took alot of pulling and kicking. I grabbed a harpoon from fishing earlier. I stabbed the octopus over and over again. It finally went limp and I crawled out. I pulled it on the dock with all my might and pulleys from rocks,rope,and trees. It broke 5 trees and took an hour. I cut the jetski out and rode it around. I stuffed the octopus and hung it on my wall. It is still there and always reminds me of the day I fought and won against the 8-ft long octopus.